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miss u!! the root is so boring without u girl :(

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Take down your ads. It's everywhere and annoying as hell.

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root:wff | [No title]
fern.zski posted:

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU ALL




DID YOU THINK THIS WOULD SCARE ME?? SOME ROADKILL AND A CRYPTIC NOTE???? YOU FUCKING IDIOTYOU JUST GAVE ME THE LASTB IT OF INFORMATIN I NEEDEDF\

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW YOU STUPID CUNT AND I KNOW EXACTTLY WHERE YOTOOK HIM AND WHAT YOU DID

you better hope whatever you pray to fucking kills you before i do

root:paranoiasupport | i fucked up bad
fern.zski posted:

fuck fuck ufkc fuck i messed up. i knew i shouldve been careful, i started asking too many questiodns

he looked at me they were all looking at me id ont trust anyone in this town they know something they know

how do i know if im being followed? how do i throw them off?? please help i was so close please

root:backrooms | urgent lockpicking help needed
fern.zski posted:

heard you guys were good with locks, i need help getting into a restricted area.

it's low-risk and low-security, my only problem is the lock. is there a way to get through a t-51 model power armor brand lock? ideally without breaking it, but i'll do anything at this point

root:wff | Lights on the delta?
xXdeusXx posted:

pilly_billy's post on root:ufo yesterday reminded me of something I saw a few months back.

For context, I have a cabin down in the forest and you can kinda see the delta through the trees, out the bedroom window. I think this was in April, around the time the storms were getting worse. I was going to bed when I saw flickering lights approaching the edge of the delta (not sure where they were coming from), I could only barely make it out in the rain but I was sure I saw it. I chalked it up to a big group of teenagers messing around with flashlights (lots of class suspensions and all) but after reading that post, it might've been something else.

The light was too warm and erratic, it was more of a glow. When they got to the delta they just kinda stayed still for half an hour before disappearing. Never saw them again after that.

Y'all think the Phoenix Lights came back and landed in WFF? I didn't see any T-shaped spaceships but the light description kinda matches. Or maybe it's something different, like the Delta Ghoul. What do y'all think?

fern.zski replied:

holy shit, when exactly was this?? can i shoot you a message?

root:wff | Calvin Lowe's Newest Hoax
MissingPlink331 posted:

Calvin Lowe's "Cryptids" exhibit is such a sham! I can't believe people still fall for his bullshit.

Like seriously? His "creaking angel" is nothing but a bunch of twigs stuck together. Has that guy ever found any real cryptids? They should have retired his ass after he went apeshit, he's wasting funds on fake investigations while the real stuff is on the loose.

fern.zski replied:

i know, i cannot stand the lowe twins

batmayaarondito replied:

woah whats shelley got to do with this? shes done a bunch of research on actual anomalies unlike her bozo brother lmao

fern.zski replied:

and? it's all sanctioned and sanitized by the museum. she's not discovering anything, just notarizing whatever rhodes tells her to

batmayaarondito replied:

what the shit?? youre insane, just say you hate her lmao

fern.zski replied:

you know what? i fucking do

when calvin lowe lost his shit and went missing, the museum dropped everything and spent 2 weeks looking for him. my brother goes missing and nobody gives a shit, fuck's sake they started taking applications for his job not even a week later

shelley lowe got her brother back, i didn't. he went missing and all anyone can ever talk about is that stupid fucking dinosaur

so yeah, fuck the lowe twins, fuck the museum, and FUCK DENNY

root:wff | Favorite Denny Conspiracy Theory?
deinokairos posted:

I'm missing Denny a little extra tonight, lads. What's your favorite rumor about our boy? I'll go first:

My buddy told me the phalange they gave up wasn't even a real Denny fossil, just some random rock they carved and shipped to the governor. Of course, there's no way to know if it's true but God I hope it is, serves those greedy bastards right!

Share your favorites, I'll be reading them while drinking wine from my commemorative Denny cup.

CourseExceptional9778 replied:

mine is that there's people bones in denny. when they dug him up, there were people bones with his bones, they didn't want people to find out about the people bones so they put them in with the denny bones.

it makes perfect sense. why do you think they tried so hard to keep denny from the state? or why you can only view denny from 10ft away during guided tours? or why the only way to be in his exhibit for more more than 2 minutes is if you're a kid in a birthday party?

because people bones.

fern.zski replied:

the only interesting reply in this circlejerk and it's someone talking about "people bones", whatever

root:wff | weird ads??
DavisIsMorgan posted:

is anyone else getting spammed with the "denny took my brother" ad?

i thought it was just the museum website but now it's literally everywhere, even the car dealership website lol

what's it even about?? some sort of joke or marketing gimmick?

giacomo19 replied:

I've been getting them too. It's annoying as hell, and if it was a joke, it's a very dumb, unfunny one. I've just been reporting it every time I see it and I think you should too.

It also makes no sense, how could a pile of bones take a person? If anything, maybe it's the brother who took Denny.

fern.zski replied:

hey dumbass, first of all he's a pile of minerals

second of all, i'm paying good money for those ads. they won't go away no matter how much you report them, falsely might i add, so have fun with that

lastly, i know that stupid fossil didn't actually take my brother. i'm crazy, but not that crazy. i just needed as much eyes on this as possible, and guess what? it certainly worked on you, asshole

root:wff | 1991 Missing Persons Case
fioni427 posted:

does anyone else remember the couple that went missing in 1991? i was thinking of doing my paper on cold cases but i cant find anything on this besides the cult shit lmao

bansheebal85 replied:

Someone fill me in, I've never heard of this!

k155r055 replied:

after the sanguine special, 2 chicks from palm heights went missing. keyword: after, meaning they weren't just swept by the storms or earthquakes. from what i recall, the police reports were inconclusive but there were rumors that their apartment was pretty torn up, like they were fighting something.

it was on the news for awhile but then the denny shit happened and nothing came of it. they were probably out of towners or recluses because literally no one cared lol, only reason they were reported missing was because they didn't pay rent. that's also probably why OP can't find anything on it, they were nobodies.

bansheebal85 replied:

Jesus dude, that's a bit harsh to say about two people that went missing and likely passed. Also, what about the cult stuff?

fern.zski replied:

seems like west finford has a track record of not caring about missing people

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